disruptly:

I only have 3 moods: horny, tired, and hungry

(via xwrathofgod)

thenorsebros:

if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

(via ofboobs-andbands)

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notglassy:

eyehatenigel:

I want to be in a cute relationship

Srsly is anyone down

(via basicallydory)

follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater, via idkaylee-bug)

unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

(via idkaylee-bug)

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